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Mary has entered.
Mary: Hi!
Sosiqui: Mary
Sundragyn: MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
Sosiqui: HAIL MARY
Mary: Having fun today, are we?
Sundragyn: MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS
Sosiqui: BLOODY MARY
Sundragyn: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Sosiqui: VIRGIN MARY
* Mary HAD A LITTLE LAMB
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'Why yes, we are having fun. Thanks for asking!' by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: MARY-ONETTE
Sundragyn: AVA MARIA
Sosiqui: MARY ANTOINETTE
Sundragyn: MARY-A! I ONCE KNEW A GIRL CALLED MARY-A!
Sosiqui: HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARY-A
Sundragyn: Uh. This is getting harder.
Sosiqui: I know. Hrm.
Sosiqui: MARY-TIME
Sundragyn: MARYLAND
Sosiqui: MARY ME
Sundragyn: NO THANK YOU



fod was looking into getting a job at Chuck E. Cheese's...

fod: AHHHH!!!
fod: "Some locations serve beer & wine. Therefore, in some states, you may have to be of legal serving age to be a cashier."
LesiSputnik: beer and wine?!
Mary: At Chuck E. Cheese? My.
LesiSputnik: Where kids can be...drunk?



* Mary has SINBURN.
DemanusFlint: SINBURN.
Mary: ACK. *SUNBURN
DemanusFlint: SIN BURNS!
Mary:
Counterpoint: ROFL
Counterpoint: That sounds like a prophesy.
DemanusFlint: U SIN = U BURN
Counterpoint: "And Mary shalt haveth SINBURN."
Mary: LOL. I suck. :P



* Mensekemeser thinks some rich person should sponsor everyone for the RU.
Sosiqui: Yeah!
Sosiqui: We need to attract a wealthy multibillionaire.
Mensekemeser: Let's see if we can get Bill Gates hooked on MR.



Referring to Lesotho...

Mensekemeser: The only thing they do is get in the way of some people trying to get from one part of South Africa to another part of South Africa.
Mensekemeser: "I have to commute around Lesotho today."
Mensekemeser: "Why, oh why can't I drive in a straight line?"
Mensekemeser: "Woe is me, the South African."
* Mensekemeser tries to find the Lesotho national anthem.
Owen: Mense: No need. "Oh impeding country, of South Africaaaaaaa, we block the natives down here... la la la la la"



* Rabbitlord needs a title for his game.
Rabbitlord: How about "Simulation of a Closed Economic System as a Partial Game of Imperfect Knowledge?"
Pie: how about "bob"



Morris: The new Planet Earth logo looks Communist.
codeman38: Morris: It looks like the Communist version of Nike.
codeman38: "Just Do What We Tell You."



* El_Diablo tosses Mary, TD and Help in an unmarked grave and uses a bulldozer to bury them
Mary: Darn, I was hoping I'd get a cool funeral.
Mary: With pony rides and techno music.
Nyperold: Instead of Caterpillar rides and... and...
Counterpoint: Disco.



gremlinn: I RINK THEREFORE I SAM



You can't go wrong with making fun of codeman's sense of direction.

codeman38: Every war-related movie I've seen makes me further doubt that I'd be able to ever serve in the military. Heh.
Stephen: codeman: The funny thing is, you'd probably do okay once you started getting shot at.
Stephen: They train the hell out of you.
Stephen: I'm reading Black Hawk Down right now (better than the movie, which is saying a lot) and one of the author's main points is the way that people just stop thinking in combat.
Stephen: And most of the soldiers who were scared to death going in become detached from all of it once it starts happening.
Brunnen_G: Yeah, but codeman would probably turn around and start firing at his own guys without noticing which direction he was looking in.
Brunnen_G: I can just imagine it. "PRIVATE CODEMAN! What are you doing back in barracks? You're supposed to be storming the enemy's base!" "Oh, wow, I *thought* it was odd how similar it looked to our own."





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