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BurgerKing: Metamorphosis RULES.
BurgerKing: It's weird and incomprehensible like all Kafka's stuff, but whenever it gets boring, you think "Wait. He's a GIANT FREAKING BUG. COOL."



BurgerKing: B-G: I get to be Danny Glover? RULE.
Brunnen_G: Hm. Actually, I can see you as Danny Glover even less than I can see myself as Mel Gibson.
Morris: I can see myself as Sandra Bullock.
Morris: Stupid hair.



Politics in RinkChat. Yep.

Zullin: If a new party forms and it has a cool animal for its symbol, then I will join it.
Morris: Zullin: Like a warthog?
Morris: I'd join up a party whose mascot was a warthog even if they had a policy of "Kill the entire world population violently".



BurgerKing: Whoa.
flyingcats: Whoa.
TBG: Whoa?
gremlinn: Whoa.
Cynthia: OHMYGOD YOU ARE ALL KEANU REEVES



* gremlinn throws roses at Cynthia.
* Cynthia is pelted with roses that scratch up her face.
* gremlinn throws bandages at Cynthia.
Mia: Pooor poooooor Cynthia.
* Cynthia bandages up her whole face and wanders off to play mummy.
Cynthia is away.
* gremlinn throws curses at Cynthia.
* Cynthia plays CURSED mummy now.
Morris: Watch your mouth.
Faux_Pas has entered.
Zarniwoop: NO DO NOT CURSE TEH CYNTHIA
* Cynthia GRABS FP. GRAHR ARGH I AM TEH MUMMY
gremlinn: No, those curses were in mint condition, still sealed. They're for her to use on others.
Faux_Pas: Mummy Dearest.
gremlinn: Oh, but they're just so much more valuable unopened. What a quandary.
* Faux_Pas can't escape the clutches of the mummy because of his uber-slow connection.
* Cynthia turns FP loose.
* gremlinn grabs a loose bandage on Cynthia and pulls, spinning her round and round.
Faux_Pas: Now it's time to see who Cynthia really was. Jinkies! It's Mister Wally, the amusement park caretaker!
Morris: You spun her right round, baby, right round.
Cynthia: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.



codeman38: And then again, we have "ceci n'est pas un fichier"... ;-)
Brunnen_G: Cecil is not a fisherman?
* Brunnen_G likes translating other languages and is so good at it.
Brunnen_G: I like "carpe diem" myself. DIE like a FISH. What a great threat.



Oxymoron personified...

Rabbitlord: Mary: Are you quite contrary?
Mary: Rl: No. :P



Faux_Pas: Everyone is idle forever. Except Athaleon. I must be in BizarroChat.



Zarniwoop: Greyhound racing is so predictable.
Zarniwoop: I hate it. The hare always wins.



* Rabbitlord has a story!
Rabbitlord: I was in fifth grade at the time, so imagine me even shorter.
RinkChat: User Rabbitlord has been shrunken by wintermute.
Rabbitlord: IMAGINE. I. M. A. G. I. N. E. IMAGINE.





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