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* Zarniwoop wonders if Englebert Humperdink grew up with that name. Zarniwoop: Somehow, I don't think his parents were standing around discussing names "What shall we call our son so he does not get the crap kicked out of him?" "What about Englebert?" Zarniwoop: "Englebert! That's it!" Rabbitlord: Mary: Well, keep a sharp lookout for quotes. Mary: I will. *salutes* Sundragyn: Quote quote quote quote quote qtuoe qtuoe qtote quoet quote qtuoe tquote quote tquote Sundragyn: THERES ONE Sundragyn: *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMRATATATATATABOOMBAM* Rabbitlord: 14 of them! Some of them look a little lopsided, though. Sundragyn: Rl: THEY ARE TEH MUTANT QUTOES ADN MUST BE DESTROYEDD * Sundragyn sobs. Teh pain, teh pain, teh pain... Sundragyn: Brain... bursting... Sundragyn: Neurons... dying... Rabbitlord: Get a bigger head. Sundragyn: Eyeballs... exploding... Mina is back. Mina is away. Sundragyn: I think I frightened Mina. * TOM thinks the best sign ever is the one saying "Hey, Matt, I've got $1,000,000 cash waiting for you, and I mean it!" Unfortunately, no one has made it and shown it to him yet. Sosiqui: TOM: Aw. TOM: It's a shame, isn't it? * Sosiqui knows what HER best sign would be, but she's not telling. TOM: "Hey Andrea, here's $1,000,000 cash you can give to Matt! And I mean it!" Sosiqui: Aaaaaaaaaah. I'm hungee, but I don't want to leave chat. Gahalia: EAT THE CHAT Sundragyn: AHA. Matthew: Gahalia: What cat? mamday: Why do you have to leave chat to eat? Sosiqui: Because I'm at school. Library computer. wintermute: Sosi: Find a handy elf and eat that. mamday: And they don't have a snack bar? :P Sosiqui: I WILL NOT EAT AN ELF Gahalia: Matthew: THE CHAT CAT Matthew: Sosiqui: Be adventurous. wintermute: Sosi: No wonder you're hungry, then. Matthew: You could hide it down in the engineering section. No one looks there. * Sosiqui is going to get a yummy pastry or something. mamday: There was twenty people in the other room at one time? Wow, busy day Sosiqui: Yep, there was. Rabbitlord: Close enough to twenty. Mensekemeser has entered. wintermute: And now they're all here. mamday: We're pretty close to twenty now Mary: Then everyone migrated in here. :) TOM: If by twenty you mean "pretty close to twenty", than, yes, there was. * TOM steals high school catch phrases for use in chat. Sosiqui: There were 20 at one point, yes. Now there are 17 AAAAH but that's okay ;) Rivikah: most of them are sane...or at least coherent so it's not too bad... mamday: Well, sane if by sane you mean debating the merits of eating elves 'sane' Matthew: Yes, it's strange, that. mamday: :P Sosiqui: Okay, poll. Randy: Sure Rivikah: poll? Sosiqui: Sosiqui Should Get For A Snack: A.) A Pastry. B.) A piece of cake. C.) A candy bar. D.) SHE SHOULD NTO LEAAAAAVE US Rabbitlord: D. BurgerKing: D. Randy: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD mamday: D Matthew: E) A nice, squishy elf. Gahalia: E. Rivikah: A wintermute: Sosi: E) SHe should eat an elf! Sosiqui: Matthew: NO Gahalia: NOT MATTHEW'S E Gahalia: OR WINTERMUTE'S E Sosiqui: Gahalia:  wintermute: (or at least the ears) Gahalia: A DIFFERENT E! Sosiqui: Gah: WHAT WILL LEGOLAS THINK OF YOU BurgerKing: Gahalia: Too late. Matthew: It's the healthy alternative to beef! * Sosiqui giggles Gahalia: SOSI MY E IS NOT EATING AN ELF AHHHH mamday: OH MY GOD SOMEONE ATE LEGOLAS?! Nathu: Not again... * Gahalia should STOP taking things the wrong way. Rabbitlord: Goodbye coherence. Gahalia: *blink* Sosiqui: Hehe. Rivikah: it's still coherent...kind of... Sosiqui: Anyway, I am going to get SOMETHING to eat. I shall return. mamday: Sorry. Lost it for a minute. But Legolas is okay, right? :) Sosiqui: See you guys in a bit! Gahalia: BYE SOSI DO NOT EAT AN ELF Sosiqui has left. Matthew: Remember, Sosi, go for the jugular. Randy: I am neither going to eat Legolas nor Legos. wintermute: Mamday: Yeah, he wasn't bad in a bernaise sauce. Sundragyn: What about Lego candy? Matthew: Eating Legos is just silly. Rivikah: the problem with so many people is that someone always manages to say what you want to say before you Rabbitlord: The problem with so many peo-- Darn. wintermute: RL: LOL! Matthew: In the chat room, it's survival of the fittest fingers. Rivikah: well my fingers are unfit. wintermute: Matt: And protien-rich elf meat can keep you at the top of your game. Some time later... Sosiqui has entered. Ria: Ssssosi! TOM: Hey, Sosi. Nathu: WB Sosi wintermute: Sosi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mary: SOSI DID YOU EAT A ELF?? Sosiqui: I ATE NO ELF BurgerKing: How are the ears? wintermute: Sosi: What did you eat? Rabbitlord: Oh! Hi, Sosi. wintermute: I bet it was an elf, really. * Sosiqui ate a piece of cake and a bag of chips wintermute: Or at least the ears. Sosiqui: And unless the chips were crispy elf ears... BurgerKing: Sosi: And you berate me for my meals. Rabbitlord: LJ is oppressing TOM! Help! Help! Come see the violence inherent in the system! You saw him being oppressed, didn't you? DolphinWoman: ok........ I just want to know WHO parked their car behind mine so I cant move now?!?! 
DolphinWoman: ok..........whatever..........guess,I'll just have to push the car out w/ my car then....... Grishny: You can't do that! You have to eat a Mentos and then get four strong dudes to pick up your car and move it sideways out into the street. Monkeyman: YES! Monkeyman:  : The FreshmakerGrishny: I'm not the Freshmaker. You're thinking of  Monkeyman: Oh, right. This took place shortly after Zarniwoop had his nose cauterized; he couldn't eat or drink hot foods. Rabbitlord: Do you know what I like? Besides HOT chocolate, HOT tea, and HOT coffee, I mean. I like big HOT steaming bowls of HOT soup. Don't you, Zarniwoop? I also like fresh, HOT baked potatoes. TOM: Some Like It Hot. Like RL, obviously. Zarniwoop: You're going to have a big SMACK thanks to my HOT poker that I've been keeping in my HOT fire. * TOM, Purveryor of Bad Jokes. Zarniwoop: Come 'ere, you little git. * Rabbitlord runs. Lynette: hot hot hot * Rabbitlord is reminded of the "root BEER" FoxTrot comic. * Zarniwoop chases. Zarniwoop: Would you like burial or cremation? Rabbitlord: Cremation. It's HOT. Zarniwoop: Right, you can have beaten into bloody pulp instead. * Zarniwoop swishes at Rabbitlord with his hot poker. Rabbitlord: No, I'd prefer that you cook me into a bowl of piping HOT rabbit stew. * Silon bets that after Rabbitlord gets burnt to a crisp with a HOT poker he won't look too HOT. Zarniwoop: You're next... * Rabbitlord sings. "Ohhhh so NEXT!" * Zarniwoop swishes at Rabbitlord, misses, and trips himself with the poker. Lynette: my HOT chocolate is wonderfully HOT. It is making me HOT as well Rabbitlord: Zarniwoop: Is it HOT? Lynette: (why aren't we supposed to be saying HOT?) * Silon tosses a COLD snowball at Rabbitlord. Rabbitlord: Lynette: Zarniwoop can't eat hot food for a while. Cauterized nose. * Zarniwoop falls, hots the ground rolling, and rolls straight into Lynette, tripping her. Lynette: ahhh Lynette: AHHHH Zarniwoop: BUGGERATED TYPOPOS Mary: LOL! Lynette: LOL. that's the best TYPOPO EVAR!!! Rabbitlord: LOLOLOLOLOL! Silon: LOLOLOL * Zarniwoop thumps whoever had the LOSER idea of putting I and O next to each other. * Lynette is lying on the ground flailing helplessly Rabbitlord: Wow. Way to show Sosiqui up, Zarn. mamday: I think Sun would be a good op, and only abuse her powers for good Rabbitlord: "Abuse her powers for good." Rabbitlord: Uh. RinkChat: User Sosiqui has been quieted by Sosiqui. A short pause RinkChat: User Sosiqui has been unquieted by Sosiqui. * Brunnen_G wonders whether Sosiqui just PMed herself "WHY DID U QUIET ME unquiet me now plese I HATE YOU WHY DO U PICK ON ME" MRD is an MR term I coined for Mass Random Death. It had just been suggested that it should be lengthened to MRMRD to specify that it's in Murkon's Refuge. Nyperold: Old MacDonald faced breathers, MRMRD. Nyperold: And these breathers all went first, MRMRD. Nyperold: With a burn scorch here, and a freeze chill there, here a poison, there infection, everywhere a DIE DIE... Nyperold: Old MacDonald faced breathers, MRMRD. For any questions, comments, etc., send me an E-mail at mezzian@yahoo.com. |